TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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