turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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