I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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