My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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