I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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