You're so nebulous sometimes
my vag is so smooth its legendary
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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