he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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