no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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