she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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