I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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