That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Randomize
