She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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