it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
