After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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