you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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