My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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