I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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