32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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