She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
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