She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
It's shark week go big or go home
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
