dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
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You. Win. At. Life.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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