That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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