...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
