i may or may not be watching the land before time
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Randomize
