She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
He passed out mid-signature
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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