so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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