need another drink. this is the easiest way
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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