remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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