I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
how does that bad decision feel?
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