Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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