Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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