Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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