found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Randomize
