Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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