On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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