let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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