I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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