what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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