she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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