Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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