My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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