I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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