please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
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