Sponge bath it is.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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