Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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