batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
BRING THE BAGELS
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
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