"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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