Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
He had one of those small greek statue penises
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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