it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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