Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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